[Mercutio is clearly drunk as Hell, and there are a few false starts before he rambles off his sonnet.]

A foolish man once woke upon
An ocean wide and vast
He saw with blindness and didst wrong
To kindness shown him last.

Wherefore hast he not courtesy
That those from whence he came did blaze
 Wherefore art he an abductee
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